11/14/00

This story was probably like the third story I wrote.....okay, actually it was the third story up until the part about Croakemon....then it became the most recent story I did.......whatever I'm rambling.

Disclaimer: Don't own.....anything...except the parodies of things I came up with...I own my friend Jessica though. MWAHAHAAHAHA.

Double Date

by Dead Blush

Duo nervously twiddled with his hair. Jessica gazed as each strand of hair slipped through his fingers. Miranda elbowed her to get her out of her Duo obsessing mode.

Heero stared into his glass of water. He really liked Miranda…as a friend. *I must not like girls,* he thought to himself. This topic wasn’t that big of a deal to him. He always subconsciously knew it but pushed the thought down out of fear. He had hoped that this double date was going to help avert his eyes from Duo’s tight ass, but unfortunately that wasn’t the case.

It’s not as though Miranda wasn’t attractive or she was an idiot or something…it’s just, well, she was a girl. He knew she really liked him, which made him feel…bad. Yes, the term was “bad” he was reaching out for. *At least Duo seems to like that Jessica-girl. Yeah, he doesn’t have to be………..gay. He can be way happier than I feel at the moment.* Heero tried to smile at Miranda; he knew it was a fake smile, but she smiled back anyways...bless her soul. She was really pretty; such a shame that he thought Duo was prettier.

Duo saw Miranda elbow Jessica and giggled. *Jessica is a sweet girl, but I just don’t like her. Heero seems to like Miranda…and I DON’T care. I mean, why should I? It’s just a double date, and it’s not like we’re not having fun. Just something seems so wrong that I don’t quite understand. Okay, here I have this incredibly attractive, smart, funny girl looking at me with LUST written in her eyes and on her lips, but I keep turning my head away from her…towards Miranda? No, towards…him.*

Duo spoke up after he paid his share of the bill, “Okay, so what movie are we seeing again? I forgot. We’re not seeing that new Croakemon movie right?”

Jessica giggled and said, “Of course not! My brother used to love that crap, but then he grew up and started having lots and lots of sex at age 13. He’s a father of two children now; it's really sad because he had to sell all the Croakemon cards to pay for diapers and stuff.”

"Aren't we going to see Silk Silvermine starring Jonathong Mayors that also shows Brian Milky in a couple of scenes?" Heero suddenly remembered, glad to change the subject.

"Jonathong and Brian are so fucking hot!" Miranda said as they got into the car. Jessica nodded her head in agreement.

"I know!" said Duo.

Jessica raised an eyebrow at him.

Duo realized what he had done and did the stereotypical gay voice, "Like totally!"

The girls laughed, but Heero just said, "Hn."

After the tickets were bought, the group went inside to get some popcorn and snacks. Dorothy Catalonia was behind the snack bar; hands greasy and hair messed up.
"That's it! I'm never going to be able to get this straight!" she screamed. She finally managed to get the popcorn shoveled into the bag without spilling too much.

"I didn't want butter on it!" the man Dorothy gave the popcorn to shouted.

Dorothy whipped out her little fencing sword and said,
"Which is worse: a chance of getting clogged arteries or a chance of dying from blood loss?"

The man sort of shrugged, paid and walked off. Dorothy's manager came up behind her and took her little fencing sword thing, and told her she was fired. She gave him the finger and knocked over the artificial butter.

Jessica and Miranda snickered while Heero and Duo hid behind the girls, who beat them in height by a half inch. Dorothy stalked off to call her girlfriend, Relena, to get a ride home early.

"One extra-Large popcorn with butter...not from the floor...haha....one large Diet Coke, one large Dr. Pepper, one...what do you want, Heero? One coke, and Death shall have a coke too...so make it two cokes then," Duo said to the boy behind the register. Duo paid and they all went to be to one of the theaters.

They found a seat before everyone else at the back of the theater. They sat in this order near the middle: Miranda, Heero, Duo, and Jessica. Now that the narrator thinks about it, before everyone else is an overstatement; there were only four other people who attended the viewing. Two of them were up front and two others were in the middle aisle, talking loudly. Heero decided that he would give them until the end of the previews to shut up before he shot them. Those people began to shut up when the lights dimmed and the previews started. *Good,* thought Heero. *I wouldn't want to kill people in a movie theater...it's just not sophisticated.*

Duo was the designated popcorn holder because he was the one most likely to eat all the popcorn. Miranda had to reach over Heero's lap to get some though, and got very unhappy when she realized that that didn't turn Heero on. She sighed and munched on the popcorn, savoring the artificial butter.

Mid-movie, Heero tried to get some popcorn from Duo. Since Heero was so engrossed in the movie, he didn't notice that his hand went a little too low for the popcorn and
"Uh...oops...sorry," Heero said as he accidentally (yes, it was an accident) rubbed Duo's err...ya know...cough-dick. Heero began to blush, but then he realized that what he touched felt very.........

"...hard to see the details without my glasses..." said Miranda as she fumbled around in her purse.

Heero eyed Duo, who was covering his lap with the popcorn. Duo saw Heero looking at him and concentrated on acting like he was watching the movie. Miranda mentioned something about going out in the hall to look through her purse better. Miranda's purse was average sized, but carried the whole world. How on earth would she find her glasses amongst the keys, make-up, paper, dictionaries, candy, and Oompa-Loompas if she didn't have good lighting? She got up from her seat. Jessica decided to help Miranda look through her purse and also make a quick stop in the bathroom.

"Tell me if anything happens while we're gone," Jessica said to Duo as she got up to follow Miranda.

Great....now the two boys were alone with their thoughts and embarrassments.
*Concentrate on Brian Milky's ass...concentrate on Brian Milky's ass...Duo's got a greeeeeeeeat ass........ass........when you're car runs out of ass......you self serve right? That was a random thought,* Heero thought as he felt himself getting excited thinking about asses. * Maybe I should think about...cold showers.....Duo's staring at me....cold showers....with Duo in them........dammit! *

Duo was concentrating awfully hard on Jonathong and Brian, trying to keep his mind off of Heero. He reached for his drink while making sure not to make the same mistake Heero did. His hand touched the drink, the condensation assuring him of its drinkiness. No, he didn't make the same mistake Heero did, but the condensation made the drink just a little too slippery for such nervous fingers, and he accidentally knocked the drink over on to Heero's lap. Heero's eyes grew wide, and he counted to 10, trying not to whip out his gun. Duo instantly apologized, and without thinking, began to knock some of the ice off Heero's pants. Heero's eyes grew wider, and Duo realized that he just put himself into the same embarrassing situation Heero went through; Heero was rock hard, and Duo had just rubbed him.

Violet eyes met cobalt ones, barely visible in the dim theater. Duo leaned up and kissed Heero long and hard with closed lips against closed lips. He then opened his mouth and let his tongue glide over Heero's mouth. Heero opened his mouth and the two began to kiss, tongues roaming inside each other's mouths. At that moment, Jessica and Miranda came down the aisle and saw what was going on. Miranda took off her glasses and cleaned the lenses then put them back on again; no use, it was still the same scene. Jessica sort of just stood there. Duo saw them and disengaged from the kiss, making Heero whimper. Miranda and Jessica simultaneously cleared their throats, and Heero whipped his head around.

"I'm sorry. I can't help it," said Heero, guilt painted on his face.

"Well, of course this would happen to us. We finally meet the perfect guys and they're gay," Jessica said. The people in the middle row turned around and shhhed them.

"We're sorry....is there anything we can do to make it up?" Duo asked, his eyes downcast.

"Yes, whenever you guys get a chance to...make a porno," Miranda (the hentai) said in a calm voice.

"Err...we just now kissed....for the first time, ever!" Heero said, trying to make Miranda change her mind.

"So? You guys are too intense to not be fucking by tonight," Miranda pointed out.

"Good point, Miranda," Jessica said.

"Hn," replied Heero.

"I guess we'll just have to see about that. Miranda, you're such a perv," said Duo.

"...." Miranda shrugged her shoulders as she and Jessica sat down to watch the rest of the movie.

"You're still staying?" Heero asked, eyes wide with awe.

"Hello? I still want to watch the movie. Plus, you guys aren't the only hot Nancy Boys around here," Miranda said pointing to the screen.

Jessica and Miranda started to drool at the screen while Duo made a mental note to buy artificial butter for experimental purposes. Heero just sort of smiled a truly happy smile and made a mental note to buy artificial butter for experimental purposes. The two boys looked at each other then at the popcorn; they couldn't wait for their date with the girls to end so that they could have their own special date.

The End

Dead Blush